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Hundreds of brave characters lost their lives during thousands of role-playing sessions leaving us their last words. We'll never forget them. Rest In Peace.

-What happens if you touch these two wires tog...

-I'll cut the red wire.

-Let's go in.

-Let's not go in.

-Wonder what this button does?

-Well ...., I'll touch it again.

-Oops.

-Oh shit.

-So what?

-OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!

-So you're Tiamat, huh? Are you evil? Yes? Would you like to convert?

-Whistling sounds? Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher!

-Me first Me first.

To powerful demon: -Try me, shit breath!

To sleeping dragon: -Oops, sorry... didn't mean to disturb you.

-Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points.

-My two mutations?... But I have only one!

-Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can push ME around!

-What do you mean trolls regenerate!?!

-Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

-Money!

-You wouldn't dare!

-AGAIN!?!?!

-Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?

-Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?

-You mean there's more? (About undeads which entered the room)

-Don't worry, I can hit him! I can hit him!

-Don't be silly. That kind of monster NEVER follows you.

-You racist! They're elves... So what if they're black?

-Look, I don't care what you think of her, or her "demonic smile". She's hot to trot. So, if you'll excuse us...

-For some reason I had always imagined that bugbears were somewhat smaller.

-Wanna see my new spell?

-Well, at least I tried...?

-OK pal, take your best shot.

-Dragon? What dragon?

-A juggernaught? What the hell's a juggernaught?

-"Brak"? That's a stupid name for a barbarian!

-Call me Kregor the Undying!

-Feel like surrendering?

-Say, what's that red dot on your forehead? (laser sight)

-Do something, SCHMUCK!

-One of these must be the right one... just start pushing buttons at random, we'll hit it.

-You are on my side, aren't you?!

-Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again.

-Remember that demon that you had imprisoned down in the cellar? Well...

-You wouldn't happen to have a banishment spell memorized...?

-Okay, I put the fire resistance potions in the red bottles, and the cold resistance potions in the blue. Or was it the other way around??

-It probably just wants to be friends.

-Who cares about fucking telepathics. Lets torch him.

-Bugger! Failed my Intelligence test.

-You must be kidding! No?

-Don't worry! I still have a dagger attack.

-Hey scumbag, we'll do it my way, or I'm gonna have to kill you.

-Shit. Why did I slay the healer?

-Live and let live? Yeah, right!

-Don't worry, it's not loaded.

-Wanna have more?

PL: -Hi, my name is Hurga the Immortal.
DM: (smiling) -I hope you have an Hurga the Immortal II worked out...

-I can kill everything. What is it?

-This does have a safety catch, doesn't it? (Nope.)

Priest: -Okay, God, you wanted it this way.

-Don't shoot, it's me.

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