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-How do hedgehogs multiply?
-Very carefully.
-What is the worse thing about being a hedgehog?
-Making baby hedgehogs.
-Have you ever seen a hedgehog killed on a road?
-No.
-Well, look in your tires.
-How can you distinguish between a male and a female hedgehog?
-Geez, males have moustache.
... and then there was the little hedgehog who got lost in a greenhouse, and every cactus it ran into, it asked: "-Is it you, mommy?"
A young hedgehog asks a wise old hedgehog: "-How do you cross the street? I am so much afraid, please explain it to me." The old one says: "-That's easy. You just cross the street, and when you see a car approaching, you curl up and don't move, but it must be juuuuuust between the headlights, because like that the car passes over you. Here, try it." The young one ventures into the street. It sees the headlights of an approaching car, curls up nicely in between, and *boom* is knocked over by the car. But luckily still alive. "-Now I did what you said," says to the old one, breathing heavily, "and you see what happened: the car knocked me down." "-Yeah," says the old hedgehog, "but you don't see many Messerschmidts* around these days anymore."
*Messerschmidt = three-wheeled car, one wheel in front, two in the back.
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